Stephen Caudwell

Stephen Anthony Aloysius Caudwell was educated at Eton College (expelled), read English at Trinity College Cambridge (sent down), before taking up a commission in the Argyll and Southern Highlanders (reduced to the ranks for an incident at the Summer Ball  involving his commanding officer’s wife. And daughter. And the daughter’s best friend. And the regimental goat. Although Stephen has always maintained that this is a fabrication – the daughter’s best friend was not involved as she was actually on the other side of the parade-ground sucking off a subaltern)

At 22 it’s fair to say that Stephen had revealed himself to be a ruthless scoundrel completely without morals and possessing all the sexual responsibility of an alley-cat. Just what you need for a successful career in showbusiness.

Rising quickly through the ranks at CMA, he was married at 24. Then again at 25. At 28, 30 and 33. By 45 he’d stopped counting to be honest. Let’s face it,  some of them weren’t even marriages so don’t really count. Not in the eyes of the Church anyway.  There were children involved. All very dear to his heart but as far as details like names, ages, boy or girl etc it’s probably best to ask their mothers.  

Stephen’s hobbies include: getting married and having children. Sexual experimentation. And golf.